CUT&SWALLOW

New Website

2011-11-29T05:59:00.002Z

I Always Have A New Something

(watching Real Time With Bill Maher, he's so sexy!)

Hello Beautiful People!

I haven't abandoned you, I'm just going through a selfish time.

I love CUT&SWALLOW, I will always CUT&SWALLOW. But unfortunately, I didn't go to uni and spend £30,000 to learn how to CUT&SWALLOW. So, I have to, because it's a passion of mine, take time to set up my production and film company; WONDERLONDON Films.

It's in its inception (no Leo). The website is bare as fuck. But the bible says that we shouldn't detest the days of simple beginnings. And I won't.

God bless.

See you there!

xxx

CUT&SWALLOW IS QUIET!

2011-04-22T22:17:00.002+01:00

Empty Barrels Make The Most Noise Sometimes

(Listening to Amy Winehouse, when will she come and quench my thirst?)

Hi guys! I know I'm quiet right now, but that's because there isn't anything to say. CUT&SWALLOW isn't going anywhere, but right now opportunities are opening up in other areas in my life and I must pursue them. There will be another collection before the end of the year, but other than that, let me just say I'm leaving it in God's hands. That is not to forget that faith without works is dead; God aint gonna come and sew my clothes for me. LOL. Get the point? GOOD!

So, if you still want to read blog entries from me, read my other blog WONDERLONDON FILMS, it's a blog all about films, directors, music videos, actors, telly, anything that pleases my eyes. Follow and read the blog by clicking here >>> WONDERLONDON FILMS.

Also, follow me on twitter to be in constant communication with me. Ha! Click here >>> danilorum.

See you guys soon!

God bless.

Dani xxx

I Spoke At Tate Modern

2011-03-30T20:48:00.004+01:00

A New Chapter

(Listening to Jessie J's Who You Are- Seeing is deceiving, Dreaming is believing.)

Hi Guys! How are you all? Last week I spoke at Tate Modern in London. (I'll update this post with a video soon.) I along with the unstoppable Bangs And A Bun interpreted art installations by Mona Hatoum.

I was so blessed to have such a great opportunity and it was so nice to have all my friends there listening to me speak. What was nicest of all is all my twitter friends who came along especially Ian who came all the way from Northampton. POW! I'm so blessed. Thank you everyone, thank you Jesus.

Enough talking. "Enough talking, what did you wear?"

Dress: CUT&SWALLOW

Shoes: Jeffrey Campbell

Photography via best friend/sister/rock Florie at Peanut Butter Trysts

I feel really good right now guys! YAY! God is good!

Lots of love,

Dani x

2011-03-30T20:34:00.002+01:00

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2011-03-19T01:00:00.002Z

TALKING AT THE TATE!

(Watching The Event.)

Hi Guys!

I'm speaking at Tate Modern today! If you're in London and you wanna hear me speak about art and gender please come down! If you can't, you can watch online by using the following links :

http://www.tate.org.uk/modern/eventseducation/musicperform/visualdialogues.htm

http://www.tate.org.uk/modern/

PRAY FOR ME GUYS!

I'm so excited. I'm going to be wearing CUT&SWALLOW and a pair of Jeffrey Campbell's. I'll post pictures as soon as I can!

Lots of love,

God bless,

Dani

I'M SPEAKING AT TATE MODERN

2011-03-17T22:07:00.003Z

I'M ALLOWED TO SPEAK IN PUBLIC!!!

(Listening to Destiny's Child.)

Hello beautiful people! Yes, this is just a quick post inviting you all to come and see me interpret art at Tate Modern this Saturday the 19th March at 1.30pm. Click this here for all the information!

I'm really excited about this all. It's so humbling to see how many people believe in me, especially Boxfresh, who I collaborated on the Mz Bratt collection. Look at the post they did for me on their website. It just makes me feel so good inside:

Anyway! God is good all the time and I'm grateful that He'd see fit to use me to speak to people in such a great place!

Pray for me y'all!

Dani xxxx

MY DOCUMENTARY SHORT

2011-03-03T01:30:00.002Z

Wheel

(I wheely, wheely hope you like it!)

Here's the documentary film short thingey majig I kept going on about. I hope you enjoy it!!!

I followed unicyclist Joe Hodges to Germany last year with my photographer brother Kevin Morosky.

God bless

Lots of Dani xxx

A New Look

2011-02-10T11:48:00.002Z

My Bald Headed Beauties Rule!!!

(Wooooooo!)

Hello Beautiful, wonderful people! How are you all? I hope January treated you well. It's February! You know what that means? LONDON FASHION WEEK! Whoop whoop!

Well, in the spirit of all things fashion related, I wanted to show you my best friend Florie Mwanza modeling for British High Street brand New Look. She's so amazing! This isn't even one of the talents that makes her a force to be reckoned with! I don't need to go into that, they'll show themselves soon. YAY!

OK, enjoy the pictures. Visit the website when you get a chance!!!

Love you guys!

God bless,

Dani xxx

NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!

2011-01-17T23:33:00.002Z

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

(Head down thumbs up.)

Hi guys! Blessings and love to everyone! I'm busy getting to really know me, the good and the bad bits. I don't wanna be the man in the book of James who looks at himself in the mirror, turns away and immediately forgets his own reflection. So I'm taking time to know myself with the help of God. GREATNESS.

So, there's nothing to see here. I'm under construction. Rebuilding my foundations. But here's the final image from the shoot with the amazingly amazing Zeyna Zy.

Enjoy and I'll see you soon with more fun stuff!!!

God bless,

Dani xxx

FINALLY: THE COLLABORATION!!!

2010-12-17T13:51:00.003Z

MZ BRATT x BOXFRESH x SWEATY ESKIMO x CUT&SWALLOW

(It's been a long road...)

Hi guys! No more talking! Here is the collaboration I've been banging on and on about for nearly a year!!!

Enjoy! Lots of love!

Dani xxx

I'M STILL HERE!!!

2010-12-04T22:35:00.004Z

Jessie J, Me And Everything In Between

(Feeling on top of the world! YAY)

Hi guys!

I know it's been an absolutely long ass time! But here's a quick update before I run out the door to this party. I'm still here, staying quiet so I can work on this amazingness coming in 2011. Let's be real, 2010 has been hard, but know that next year we're gonna see some honest to God greatness! YAY!

Excitement time. I had the chance to interview Jessie J. I'm in love with the woman. Ever since I saw her sick video:

Then when Will, the editor at SUPERSUPER, called me and was like "You want to interview Miss Jessie J?" I jumped at the chance. The great Loukia Constantinou hooked everything up and I went and interviewed her! What a great woman! Check the interview out in the next issue of SUPERSUPER! Out soon!

PS. I'm making it sound so much more dignified than it was. I called Will and begged him to interview her. LOL. I just love her so much!

And my great friend Zeyna had this stroke of genius and thought it would be a good idea to put me and all the rest of us amazing black girls in front of the camera for once.... O_O LOL It worked out well. This is what they put me in:

And I had the greatest time! I was SMIZING and shit! Tyra would be so proud! Here's Candie and I on the train on the way to Church:

HOOOOORAY! Can't wait to show you the amazingness!

OK Guys! I gotta depart! I'll be back soon. Follow me on Twitter here if you can't bare the wait til the next blog entry!

Hug yourselves and love each other!

GOD BLESS XXX

WE CAN RULE THE WORLD

2010-11-14T06:54:00.004Z

LET'S TAKE OVER THE WORLD! 1 CENTIMETRE AT A TIME!

(It's ours for the taking!)

Hello! Lovers and friends! If you aren't already, follow me @danilorum. I've been doing loads. Here's a couple of things.

I styled Mz Bratt for the Fugative and Wiley Video, CHECK IT OUT:

Loved being on set with this lot. Amazing people.

And I've started my own podcast; The Dani Show!!! Here's the first episode... ENJOY!

If you can't see it, click here to get the Dani goodness

God bless!

Follow me @danilorum for constant updates.

Lots of love and blessings!

Dani

SUPERSUPER X DIESEL U MUSIC X ME

2010-10-08T15:03:00.002+01:00

JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE: ME

(Hi lovers!)

Hi guys, I've been away for a little bit, been in a transition phase! It's messy but it's only for a season. Coolio? GOOD!

I think I must be the most successful emotionally disturbed person in the world, cos here's me hosting the SUPERSUPER x Diesel U Music Podcast for London Fashion Week.

Super Super At London Fashion Week S/S 2011 by Diesel:U:Music Radio on Mixcloud

Don't have anything else to share with you right now, but as soon as I do, I'll be back!

God bless!

Dani xx

SUPERSUPER ISSUE 22

2010-09-20T16:39:00.003+01:00

COP THE NEW ISSUE!

(I've done NOTHING today! Yay 4 me!)

Hi guys!

The new issue of the magazine will be available across the UK tomorrow and to order at supersuper.bigcartel.com tomorrow.

God bless

Dani

Amber Rose + Me + London Fashion Week

2010-09-20T00:49:00.004+01:00

MY FIRST DAY AT LONDON FASHION WEEK WAS A SUCCESS

(Alexis Jordan- Happiness is still my soundtrack song for this week.)

Hi Guys!

I had amazing fun today with my amazing @thesupersuper family today. I was front row at the Charlie Le Mindu and Basso & Brooke shows. I met Amber Rose. I'm marrying her. She's amazing! So nice. Sometimes when you meet people you admire, they're awful; absolutely the opposite. She's gorgeous! Here are my highlights:

My dress!

Amber Rose opposite me in at the Charlie Le Mindu show.

Amber Rose and I

One of Charlie's beautiful designs! Pussy lips at the ready.

Charlie Le Mindu and I!

God bless guys! xx

LONDON FASHION WEEK

2010-09-18T22:26:00.005+01:00

THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!!

(Alexis Jordan's Happiness is my song of the week.)

Hi guys!

How are you all? I hope you're good! Well, I'm getting ready for my first shows of this season. Tomorrow, I'm going to the Charlie Le Mindu show, but not without first going to the Basso & Brooke show in the main tent at Somerset House. I'm excited! I'm also presenting the Diesel Radio Show for London Fashion Week. WOOP! I'll update you again tomorrow.

God bless

Dani x

Vogue's Fashion Night Out!

2010-09-09T11:40:00.005+01:00

Free Alcohol and Fashion? Where They Do That At?

(Hung over, finishing a bottle of Cava from Oasis.)

Hi Guys,

Vogue put on this night last night, where you could go to your favourite shops and get free cocktails. @FlorieFlocka and I had so much fun. Check out my twitter page for all the alcoholic fun! But here's us on drink No.5 at Topshop!

God bless guys!

Dani xxx

MZ BRATT x BOXFRESH BEHIND THE SCENES

2010-09-07T20:17:00.004+01:00

One Of My Favourite Photoshoots Ever!!!

(We run tings, we run tings, we run tings, we run tings SE-SELECTA!)

Hi guys!

I designed a capsule collection of clothes for Mz Bratt and Boxfresh. And we shot it before I went on holiday. Seye was the photographer, find his twitter here! Florie was the stylist, find her twitter here! Holly was the make-up artist, find her twitter here! And the beautiful Mz Bratt was the model, find her twitter here and watch her video for her new single Selecta below!

Me showing Bratt possible pose ideas.

Florie and Bratt getting excited about jewellery.

Florie making sure everything is just right.

Florie, Bratt, Holly and I happy about the way everything went.

The whole team together at the end of a long day. AMAZING.

Can't wait until I can show you the final work.

God bless!

xxx

WIN A PAIR OF SELFRIDGES SHOES!!!

2010-09-07T19:17:00.006+01:00

ALL MY READERS NEED TO WIN A PAIR SELFRIDGES SHOES

(I'm gonna apply to, my feet need some loving.)

Hi Guys!

I've found out about this really great competition to be in with a chance of winning a pair Selfridges shoes.

Selfridges are launching The Shoe Gallery, where there will be like a 150 shoe designers in one place. Sounds a little like heaven, right?!

All you have to do is CLICK HERE and share your story about your favourite pair of shoes. It's that simple.

Good luck guys!

PS, I'm going to enter for real, for real! I need me some shoes!!!

IT'S K! A!

2010-09-03T23:45:00.003+01:00

KANO!

(Fresh from Leeds!)

Hi guys!

Sitting around, having a fag and a chat with the girls, working on my footage for this Kano viral for HMV! I was in Leeds with my Boxfresh family shooting Kano! It was a lot of fun. So much fun I got a little too excited and asked for a photo with him which I never do, but he gets a bligh cos he's sexy!

Yeah, that's how I dress when I go to work! POW!

God bless

Dani xxx

IM BACK, NEW WORK COMING SOON

2010-08-31T03:24:00.003+01:00

JAMAICA, I LOVE YOU! LONDON, I NEED YOU!

(Moving house again... it's emotional going through all my past collections.)

Hi Guys,

I have been away forever! But, please believe there are some great things I've been working on coming to your computer screens! I hope you'll be patient!

I have graduated since I've been away and been home to Jamaica, but I'm back in London ready to get down to the business!

New work soon coming!

God bless

Dani xxx

Daily Scheisse Interview

2010-06-24T20:29:00.002+01:00

WINGAPO!

(Graduating London College of Fashion with an amazing grade. YAY 4 my face.)

Hey guys! Big up Ben at The Daily Scheisse, he asked me do this interview and here it is. Enjoy it.

God bless

Dani xxx

Nasharie

2010-06-18T11:50:00.004+01:00

ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!

(I have a great network of friends.)

She's a model and an interior designer. She's a bad man. And one of my oldest, bestest friends. I love this picture and wanted to share it with you all.

God bless

Dani xxx

BOUNTY!!!!

2010-06-18T11:40:00.003+01:00

IF YOU'RE IN LONDON, YOU SHOULD BE HERE!!!

(I still hate going out, but it's my big brother's night!!!)

Hi guys! Believe, I once left VIP at a swanky club, where I was entertaining some other league of people and sipping on Belevedere to totter in my 6 inch heels to my big brother Kevin Morosky's night; Bounty. Best decision I made and I'd do it again and again and again. To see all my friends. Dance to sick music. Great feeling. Leave your house tonight and come bump asses with the greatest people in London.

God Bless

Dani xxx

RECLUSIVE TENDENCIES

2010-06-07T23:08:00.003+01:00

I DON'T LIKE GOING OUT TO CLUBS

(I'm not a misery guts! I swear! Follow me on twitter @danilorum!)

Hi guys! A friend invited me to the after party of the Capital FM Ball. I got a lil tipsy, got brave and spoke to Tinie Tempah. YAY! I saw Rihanna, she's beautiful. Pixie Lott, Jason Derula and apparently Ke$hA was there, but I didn't see that Dirty Picture... LOL. I'm finding out who I really am and what I like to do and do you know? I don't like going to clubs. I don't. It's boring to me now. I like to stay home and watch free illegal internet television and smoke cigarettes. I'm at my best when I'm working on video stuff, but other than that meh! LOL.

Anyway! This is what I wore out that night to Mahiki; a terrible club. I'm holding a copy of the new issue of the magazine. Wrapping your hair up gets so much respect when you go out. LOL. I don't know, people look at you like you're an empress. YAY! :-)

God bless guys!

Dani x

NEW SUPERSUPER MAGAZINE

2010-06-03T11:43:00.003+01:00

RIP STEFAN

(Being emo is an accessory, not an entire outfit.)

Hi guys, I know I've been away for a while, but I'm still here. I'm directing a music video next week and I finished university forever last week. When I'm not feeling semi-suicidal, I'll come back and be my normal bubbly self.

Lots of Love

Dani xxx

Before Everyone Starts The Christina Bashing...

2010-05-01T09:54:00.002+01:00

Let's Remember Who We're Talking About

(10am, have a beer. Don't stop now, you've already started.)

Hi Guys! I feel it brewing in the air, everyone's gonna start on Christina Aguilera. Her new video Not Myself Tonight feels very much like a mash up of all of Lady Gaga's videos. Surprised that Hype Williams did that to her, but whatevs.

Let's not lie, I like Christina, but that feels like this....

And this...

BUT, we need to remember that Christina Aguilera was one of the first commercial artists who said a loud and resounding NO to formulaic videos in a time when that was all we were getting. Visual reminder? Here we go!

And my favourite....

She did this 7 years ago. In my opinion, Gaga borrowed from Miss Aguilera and now, X-tina, is borrowing from the Lady.

So, before everyone starts crucifying the Genie In A Bottle, I just thought I'd put that into the atmosphere. Commence the warfare in 5, 4, 3, 2...

God bless

Dani xxx

THE iPAD...

2010-05-01T01:17:00.003+01:00

AN OVERSIZED iPhone THAT CAN'T MAKE CALLS

(Barbecue was greatness....)

Hi Guys! How are you? I was in class the other day and one of our tutors had an iPad. I had to have a go. I was shocked. What in the Steve Jobs hell is this thing? I don't understand. It's an oversized iPhone that can't make calls. Hello?

You wanna write a note on your way to work, where you gonna lean this thing? On your lap? LOL. I'm sorry. It is cool, don't get me wrong, but in my "who-the-hell-are-you" opinion it's just a slab of computer. I think it could really help teachers, people doing presentations and designers who want to use a tablet instead of a sketchbook. It's functionality is the EXACTLY same as an iPhone, you can download apps. I really like The New York Times app (my favourite read), it looks like a newspaper, i thought that was a cool. The one I was playing with had 64GBs of storage space but for what? All the NYT articles you like? The thing is cumbersome. "Excuse me while I get this tombstone out of my bag." LOL. Let's Skype, maybe? Nope, you can make Skype calls, but there's no camera. O_O

I love Apple products and rely heavily on them. I have many of them and use Final Cut Pro to edit all my personal, professional and university projects. iPod? Yes! iPhone? Yes! iPad? Not for me, Mr Jobs. My iPhone, for all its short-comings is enough for me. I could be brought around, but I do not know...

God bless

Dani xxx

PINK CANCER

2010-04-27T23:04:00.002+01:00

CANCER NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD.

(Avatar ALWAYS makes me cry...)

Hi guys! How are you all? Hope you're blessed! Well, a friend brought Pink Elephant Cigarettes over from Paris. I mean, if you're gonna smoke, smoke in style. I wish they sold them over here.

And isn't this video beautiful?

OK! God bless!

Dani xxx

Gone Too Long; The Truth

2010-04-26T20:42:00.005+01:00

M.I.A REMINDS US ABOUT THE TRUTH

(Still in shock from watching the video..)

Hi Guys! How you doing since my last post 6 hours ago? LOL. Well anyway, M.I.A's new video is violent and hard hitting. I know you guys don't care much when I write shit like this, but guess what? It's my blog so shove it. Greatness. Where was I? Well the video, click here, is about government forces who abduct men with ginger, red hair to kill them by making them run a gauntlet of landmines and flying bullets.

In my opinion the video is amazing. It is never nice to see children have their heads blown off or men blown into a thousand pieces but what Sophia (my flatmate) made me realise was that we ALWAYS see some black person get shot, maned or killed in a film in Blood Diamond, or a chinese person stabbed with Samurai sword in Tarantino's Kill Bill but never white people being massacred. It's supposed to be thought provoking. To remind you that there is deeper shit going on than whether or not Lady Gaga is a man or how fake Nicki Minaj's buttocks are.

I guess with all the Beys, GaGas and Nickis we can forget there's some REAL fucked up shit going on. BUT do not misconstrue what I'm saying. I love them all. I love listening to their music and watching their videos. What I'm saying is it is good for everyone to be reminded once in awhile that it's not all Barbie Bitch.

God bless

Dani x

TRAILER FOR MY DOCUMENTARY

2010-04-26T14:28:00.002+01:00

HELP ME FIND A TITLE!

(ummmm BB screamed so loud and woke me from my nap. I wanna know why. 0_o)

Hi guys! How are you doing? Have you been enjoying the sun? I hope so. I was regrettably at the PTJ, hidden away from the sun's rays. But anyway, I'm finally getting to do the fun part of this last year at uni; putting my documentary together. I wanted to call it Wheel, but my tutor said: NO. So ummmm, you help me. What should I call it? Watch the trailer and let me know what you think I should call it.

Trailer for My Unicycle Documentary from Danielle Scott-Haughton on Vimeo.

Let me know. Send me an e-mail at danielle@thesupersuper.com

God bless

Dani xxx

BLAST FROM THE PAST

2010-04-23T03:47:00.005+01:00

LOOK BACK!

(Up cos I had a bad dream...)

Hi Guys! I'm up talking to Florie and she reminded me that once I was OBSESSED with Kesh. Here's an article I wrote from back then. Click here to see it bigger. FUN TIMES. Crazy Times. Oh gosh. How old was I? Some any crazy.

God Bless

Dani x

BOUNTY + KID SISTER

2010-04-16T14:29:00.006+01:00

GO TO BOUNTY AND MARVEL AT THESE NAILS

(Errrrrr, please Jesus, let me not have to go to this part time job any more...)

Hi guys! I'm really busy at the moment. I'll be back blogging regularly when I finish with university. But until then, go to my big brother's party and forever hold your peace!

(Yes, that is my boob on the flyer, come and you might see the other one if it's down to play.)

One of the perks of working at SuperSuper is accompanying Meesh (Account Director) on Press Days when I get pissed off and don't wanna stay in the office. FUN TIMES. You get food, sweets (in the case of NYC Make-up, American sweets or candy) and ALKIHOL. YAY! Drink and eat to your hearts content and the best thing of all is that, this is all work... WOW-o! LOL... how glamorous!

This week, I interviewed Kid Sister. She's wonderful. I love her nails! I was so ashamed that mine are looking like they're going through crisis counselling or something, but whatevs! Check her out. Eye popping shit!

God bless you all!

I'll be back soon.

Dani xxx

The Home Straight

2010-04-06T10:18:00.008+01:00

SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME

(Need an assistant, again, but delegating shit to people is hard. I don't trust no-one but me to do the best job. LOL.)

Hi Guys! I know it's been forever since I posted. I've felt bad, but been unable to pull myself out of my bed. But I'm here! I'm here! Ok, where to start...

We went to my big brother's (@KevinMorosky's) Club night Bounty at Old Blue Last. Good stuff. Had bare fun.

Check out my girl Bonnie's blog for all the pictures.

Then later that week we went down to the Shank Album Premier. O_O No one was dancing, so I saw all my friends, took some pix, danced a little, but every one was watching my friends and I cos we were the only ones who didn't care and tried to have a good time, instead of holding up the walls and eyeballing people. *deep sigh* So I Did the hokey pokey and left the joint. Free alcohol made it better....

Anyhoooo! I love Rosa Acosta, previously I was on the Amber Rose Diet. Now I'm on the Rosa Acosta Body. I love her! I love her body. LOL.

:-)

:-D

Soon and very soon, I'll have a version of this body.

LOL. At the SuperSuper offices with Mr Riddler and Mr Sels trying on clothes that I had no business trying on. Like, make your video and go home. Nope, I was trying on hats and shoes and oooooo I love my job...

Sophia and I got dressed up for no reason and went out to get her a new phone at o2 and chilled out with the o2 duckies and just looked fabulous for nooooo reason! LOL.

Arrggggh! I'm nearly finished with university. Argggggghhhh! Scared! Like its the last 2 months now and I'm on the home straight! And guess who I am? Usain Bolt. This is gonna be a beautiful victory in my life, if I focus! If i dont, then, big time fail. But guess what? I don't do failure... so this is gonna be a spectacular finish!

God bless all!

xxx

Working On Greatness

2010-03-29T13:52:00.003+01:00

Mz Bratt x Boxfresh + Me

(I'm sick right now... :-(... why?)

Hi guys! How are you all? I'm back on twitter. Now that dissertating is over, I can return to afternoons full of nonsensical tweeting about any and everything. You can find me @daniilorum. Why you can't keep your old name is beyond me.

Anyhooooooo! Mz Bratt, Boxfresh and I are working to bring you guys something spectacular. YAY! Coming soon. Until then!

xxx

It's Not Always Glamorous

2010-03-08T13:27:00.004Z

When The Make-Up Comes Off And The Cameras Come Out

(Does anyone else watch Make It Or Break It? The gymnastics 90210? Amazing!)

Hi Guys! Sharing is caring, so here's some of the pictures my big bro sent to me. I love being on location and creating this documentary. I love getting down and dirty. It was cold, but I got some amazing footage and met amazing people and got closer to my brother.

The view from the plane. Soooooo beautiful!

Highways

HAHAHAHAA! Yeah. Shooting is long. And tiresome.

I beat everyone's ass at connect 4. mess with me and I'll beat yours!

God bless y'all!

Dani xxxx

With A White Wall And An SLR, Anything Is Possible

2010-03-07T23:53:00.005Z

Sophia and Danielle 4eva!

(Why have I started watching The Real World? Heroes, come back soon!)

Hi Guys! Sophia and I are praying hard that this new project comes to fruition. Pray for us, y'all! Not telling you what it is, but if we get it, you'll know! Please God, please make this happen!!! Please, thank you and amen!!!

So, we took pictures and had some fun! Try it!

God bless!

Good night! xxx

God Bless TopShop...

2010-03-03T19:42:00.009Z

My Fashion Toast-ness

(I want dreadlocks now.... Nubian Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!)

Hi guys!!!! How are you doing? I'm working on my dissertation! Grrrrr! So intense! But whatevs! To make myself feel better I went to Topshop! Yes I did! They gave me a voucher, so I decided to put that shit to good use. And I've always wanted to do a Fashion Toast-ie (click here, if you don't know, but you should, so shame on your eye balls) kind of blog entry. So here I am, doing thusly.

Please, for the love of all things holy take the stickers off the bottom of your shoes. SO TACKY!

+=Levi's Sam Greenberg Denim Fleece Lined Jacket=+

+=Topshop Croc Rucksack=+

+=Sophia's Granny's Jumper=+

+=Topshop Jamie Skinny Jeans=+

+=Topshop Addison Wedge Ankle Boots=+

Then Sophia made me take a picture of her. She is currently working to a MASSIVE deadline, she does not look like this all the time.

OK!

¡Adiós amigos!

¡Dios bendice! xxx

LONDON FASHION WEEK PARTY AND MY BOOOOOOBS!!!

2010-02-24T10:08:00.004Z

BASSO&BROOKE, CHINAWHITE AND MY BOOBS!!!!

(I love my friends!)

Hi guys! Here's a few pictures from the Basso&Brooke party last night. LOL... It's just a look book for my boobs... :-)

YAY!

God bless!

Dani xxx

If At First You Don't Succeed... (*cue Aaliyah)

2010-02-21T16:07:00.004Z

Crazy Brave or Phony Tough?

(I love House! OMG! Hugh Laurie, you, me... ohhhhhh yeah!)

Hi all! I don't know for the life of me where my nail technician of amazingness Yuanna who's done my nails for the last 3 years has gone. My friends Chris and Bruno of Basso&Brooke gave me a piece of material from a collection of theirs maybe like a year ago to put in my nails, which sounds crazy, but Yuanna said she could do it... but now that Yuanna's gone and apparently other nail technicians in London are completely incapable of stepping into her shoes, I was forced to do it myself. Yes, that's right, I did my nails myself, acrylic and all. And guess what? THEY WERE HORRIBLE! LOL! Yes, that's right, they were gross, but the fact is I tried! I might try again, but to be honest, I just proved to myself that each person has things that they are good at and nails are not one of mine. LOL! Check the pictures...

Ahaahahahaha! I tried. I did.

God bless

Dani xx

FROM GERMANY WITH UNICYCLES (part three)

2010-02-19T13:58:00.009Z

Snap, Develop, Scan

(The joy of London College of Fashion Open Access)

FINALLY! I've got my pictures back from Germany! Hoooray! Here's a quick selection! Ummm they're all of Kevin... hehehehee! I LOVE GERMANY! I would go back. It's a really nice place.

This is how unicyclists unwind after a day of competition!

LOL... I remember Kevin saying "Let's see what this boy does with that, he better not be throwing it here.." LOL

Lutz was Kevin's infatuation whilst we were in Germany!

I love this picture sooooooo much!!!

It was Karneval in Germany and these flowers were on this table the whole weekend. O_O I don't know...

We found this trolley full of beer bottles whilst in town.

All the taxis in Germany are Mercedes! LOL! WOW!

All they eat in Germany is sausage and cakes... I mean, that's a generalisation, but... I don't care, that's what I saw. LOL, here is Kevin trying one out, they're pretty good, but they serve them in hard buns. O_O what?

K standing in a Kiosk. Like, all their corner shops are called Kiosk, like imagine if all our coner shops were called Shop. ahahahahahaa!!!

Unicycles! I have unicycles coming out of my ears. If I never see a unicycle after this project, it will be too soon.

Here's a short film that Kevin made called mirrors, LOL! Check me trying out a unicycle! LOL! I love it!

I know I've been going on about my brother alot lately, but ummmm, if he was your brother you'd be too! So there! LOL.

God bless

Dani xxx

From Germany With Unicycles (Part Two)

2010-02-16T22:49:00.003Z

I Love His Photography, And Him...

(What a weird day.)

Hi all! Here's some more pictures. I love my brother's photography. I love him more, but his photography is just awesome.

Walking the streets of Cologne, Kalk Kapelle, cradling my camera, protecting it from the snow. Stupid thing conked out on me cos it was too cold. Grrrr...

Talking to Joe, the subject of my documentary, about the competition.

In our favourite Pizza shop in Kalk Kapelle, Pizza Flash, interviewing Joe some more. Shooting a documentary is fucking tiring.

God bless!

Dani xxx

From Germany With Unicycles

2010-02-16T11:50:00.003Z

I'm Working On Something Bigger Than Me...

(I'm in love with life.)

Hey Everyone! How are you all? (Sometimes, email me and tell me how you are danielle@thesupersuper.com.) I got away from all the madness going on in London with my big brother, Kevin Morosky, and flew to Germany to film my documentary about unicyclists. I love Cologne. It's so beautiful. When I came home, London was a bit dirtier than I remembered it. Home.

Kevin's the photographer for my documentary. Keep it in the family. I'll put more photographs up when I get them processed.

Lots of love.

Dani x

CAMERAS DIE, PHOTOGRAPHS LIVE FOREVER...

2010-02-11T22:28:00.004Z

Nostalgia I Am

(Trying to call my bessie mate Yasmin on Skype... grrr, not getting through.)

Hi! I hope you're all doing swimmingly. My life is so up and down right now all at the same time, but God is good, and my friends and family are supportive. Even the managers at my PTJ (Part Time Job) have been supportive. So I just have to keep soldiering on. It's a wild, wild west, doing my best! In the words of Miss Sade. Bad man album, no?

So anyway. At our NYE party, some pig-fucker stole my shitty camera, so I've been using disposables, bare with me! I went to Boom Bye Bye last week and saw all my beautiful friends and you know when you need to be with your friends instead of being in your flat rocking back and forth asking God why? Yea! That's how these photos were conceived.

God bless!

Dani xx

Borrowing Styles Again, Rihanna?

2010-02-11T06:18:00.006Z

[O_o]

(hmmmm...)

I really like the video, but...

Ebony Bones

Sean Paul - I'm Still In Love With You
Uploaded by sixsteve. - Watch more music videos, in HD!

Sean Paul ft Sasha

Santogold

M.I.A

Damian Marley & Stephen Marley

"My style is a combined effort of everyone I've ever met."

God bless

Dani xx

DRUMMING!

2010-01-28T09:14:00.005Z

Twitter Withdrawal And Traumatic Experiences

(I'm gonna eat an orange once I've written this blog entry.)

Hi guys! I hope you're all sexy like whoa!!! I on the other hand do not feel all that right now. I've prayed about it and hope to be moving out of this ditch soon. But, honestly, it's been tragedy after tragedy in my house lately. The boiler broke down and we had no heating for two weeks. Everyone moved into my room. I broke up with my boyfriend (his fucking loss). My flatmate was attacked by a man in a balaclava on our doorstep. Police have been interviewing us all week. Our house looked like a scene in CSI. Sad times. But we're all trying to make it comfortable for her. We're really blessed to live with such loving people. I thank God every time I remember, that nothing worse happened to her, that she's still with us. :-( Grrrr and it is in no way any comparison to what happened to her, but I lost my make-up case. (Don't judge me, tragedy is relative.)

I tried yesterday to get everybody do take pictures for our new blog, but the pictures honestly look like we're pretending to be happy, which we were. But I thought I'd share what I was wearing with you all.

LOL! I'm doing my best Mary-Kate! Anyway. I like blue a lot, all of a sudden. Not on purpose though, this dress was £110 down to £25 and it was in my size (16)! YAY!

Oh yeah and I'm in love with any songs with drums. So Florence + the Machine just does it, so do The Temper Trap. In my house we're just prancing around to Blinding and Sweet Disposition.

OK, guys. Keep keeping on!

Lots of love

Dani xxx

GOODBYE TWITTER...

2010-01-24T23:13:00.003Z

My Twitter Bird Is Dead

(Over exposure is not cute)

Hi Guys! I hope you're all doing well! I am procrastinating writing this stupid pitch document for class and in doing so, I've decided that I'm deleting my Twitter account. Why do I feel the need to constantly update people who don't even really like me or know me on every aspect of my day? It's really stupid of me and not cute. Obviously, you don't have to use it the way I do, but does everyone really need to know how much I hate Boris Johnson and bus drivers who play Catch The Red Light when I'm late and what time I wake up, and how I shave my fanny, and the last time I brushed my teeth? OH Gosh! If I get rid of it, then I cant update it. I've worked it out and I update my twitter status an average of 30 times a day... FUCK OFF! I need to get back to reality.

GOOD BYE TWITTER.

Anyhoo! Chris tagged me in this photo from 2/3 years ago and Sophia says I look better now, but I don't know... I'm really obsessing about how much weight I've put on. [O_o] LOL... yes you may laugh at my weave. It was (and still is) amazing to me!!!

LOL... I made this dress. It was during my I love Vivienne Westwood phase and I remember I was wearing a cardigan cos the zip was ATROCIOUS! LOL! Fun times... It cost me £2 to make and I was so flattered when Bruno asked me if it was Vivienne Westwood... YAY!

OK, God bless!

Lots of love.

xxx

A Quick Hello

2010-01-21T11:12:00.003Z

STILL STRONG!

(I'm watching American Idol. I love it.)

HELLO LOVELIES! Sorry I haven't been around. I've been really busy with school, I'm writing my dissertation! Errrrr! Can you believe it? I graduate July 16th. It's amazing to me. YAY! Ohhhh and can you believe it, they're asking me to teach customising work shops at Goldsmiths University. AHAHAHAHA! My life is really weird. But I wouldn't change it for world.

My flatmates, Bonnie, Sophia and I are working on a new blog for you, it's gonna be amazing and emotional and most importantly updated more regularly. I'm so excited, I have projects coming out of my ears.

OK, now for the pictures! We shot with my favourite pop culture phenominum (I can't spell for shit) N-Dubz last week. It was fun. Fazer is my favourite, we danced together and he smells like heaven:

Oh and my twin Holly and I were in the office, she was there to do the make up for a shoot and I was doing "work" hence the time we had to take numerous pictures on photobooth and here's one of them:

I'll be back soon, lovers!

God bless

Dani xx

WELCOME TO 2010!

2010-01-05T05:10:00.003Z

Fasten Your Seatbelts And Enjoy The Ride!

(Butterflies by Michael Jackson featuring Floetry, isn't it one of the greatest?)

Hello motherlovers! How are you all? HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Me? I'm just sitting writing the literature review0 for my degree and trying to transcribe an interview for the magazine... It's so cold in my house cos the boiler broke at our New Years Eve party... side eye!!! But whatever. God blessed me with beautiful people and we're getting on with life. YAY! Hope you too enjoyed yourself at your church, parties or get-togthers!

*Hangs my head in shame* I bought a Kate Moss at TopShop dress for my NYE outfit. I really could have made it, but it was on sale! And I looked amazing in it. I bought my earrings and heart ring from Oasis and my heels, are from Guess by Marciano from many seasons ago, but you can't see them, so does it matter?... LOL!

The worst part is that I could have made the dress, but after a while, it's like, gosh! I just wanna buy something. LOL...

Anyway guys! Gotta go... make a list of all the different libraries I have to hit tomorrow.

Lots of love!

Love long and prosper!

Dani xxx

PLAY TIME IN THE SNOW

2009-12-18T01:39:00.003Z

I LOVE PLAYING IN THE SNOW!

(I love Glee, I've watched all the episodes. Addict much?)

I like the look of snow and the idea of snow. I do not like traveling in it. I forced my flat mate @BBHollogramz to take pictures of me... LOL... I proper had a shower and everything. Ha! It was fun, I wish you were all there so we could just have fun and take pictures... That's what I like to do... LOL.

Me and ma Bonnie Kins.

Live long and prosper.

Lots of Snow Filled Love

Dani xxx

WORKING

2009-12-16T00:39:00.005Z

I NEED TO START WORKING ON THE NEW PROJECT

(I can't wait to meet N-Dubz in the new year, I will finally get to marry Dappy. YAY!)

Hi guys! How are you all doing? Can I just say that it's so great that I have 55 readers, at the beginning of the year it was like 3 or something and now I have 55 readers! YAY! Never give up. I know it's not like 500 readers, but slow and steady and all that.

I've been been busy working with the mag planning for next year; big things agwan. We been throwing parties at my flat... The pictures are somewhere. I need to find them. I also interviewed the wonderful guys from Ambush Designs, look out for the interview in the next issue of SuperSuper; it's supposed to drop in January!

There were a lot of parties last week. Here's a picture of me pulling some kind of face at the launch of the Billionaire Boys Club pop up store launch something something... whatever. All the cool kids were there and someone let me in and let me get close to the free bar! YAY!

As you can see, my weave is gone... just can't be bothered right now. I need a wig... but then again... do I? Hmmm, whatever. I'm just gonna keep shaving it and let the other side grow wild like a bush! YAY!

Ohhh yeah and shhhhh! I'm starting a project with a really cool brand. I'm really excited. I thought my designing was in bed for a while; I WAS WRONG! When you're meant to do something; you will.

Anyhoooo, I'm rambling on.

God bless

Live long and prosper.

Dani xx

WE NOW RETURN TO REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING

2009-12-04T12:48:00.005Z

LIVING MY CRAZY ASS LIFE

(It's like running into a wall with my eyes wide open, I should stay away, but I can't.)

Hi Guys! How are you all? I hope you're well. So happy. I've finally wrapped on the Reebok project I was doing for SuperSuper. YAY! And this last monday I went to my Part Time Job (PTJ) Christmas Party. I took my weave out and I had my beautiful friend Holly from MAC do my Make-Up. I looked the business.

But you can't look the shit everyday, especially when you're making a documentary about unicyclists. So I donned my fav letterman jacket and rolled up to Leighton Buzzard with my big brother Kevin Morosky to shoot these unicyclists. Don't I look like the quintessential documentary maker? LOL.

I love my jacket. It's all about love and passion... and it keeps me hella warm! YAY 4 me!

Kevin and I setting up the equipment on the way to the shoot.

Shooting the guys from Voodoo Unicycles.

Kevin captured me, capturing them... Team work.

Fun times!

Live long and prosper motherlovers! xxx

I FEEL SOOOOO GOOD!

2009-11-26T12:12:00.004Z

HARD WORK ALWAYS PAYS OFF!

(Don't be mad if you're not on my level, get a ladder... budget bitch!)

Hi guys!

I know I've been away for ever, but that means I've been working harder than ever! YAY! Quick round up of what the fuck I'm doing; I'm making a documentary about unicyclists. I'll be living amongst them for the next 5 months. They've said that I have to learn how to ride a unicycle and here's me trying:

Right after this shot was taken, I fell on my ass, harder than I ever have.

Here's me working at the Boxfresh event. Skepta is as sexy in real life as he is on the telly. :-D

Here's me working at the Reebok launch for the 20th Anniversary of The Pump.

OK, guys! I'm so excited about 2010 life. It's ridiculous!

I hope and pray all of you are all right and doing what you need to be doing, not just reading people's blog... make your own, lovers! Live life! It feels great!

God bless

Dani xxx

PS. I'm so late! My new guuuurl crush is Nicki Minaj! I know, I know, but I love her and I'm going to find out when she's coming to London so I can interview her or something... LOL, I aint told my boss yet, but I really wanna do something with her! She's amazing! xxxx

I'm Alive!

2009-11-20T14:11:00.002Z

I'm Still Here!

(I'm just so busy at uni!!!)

Hi guys, I love you and miss telling u about every little thing happening in my life. To keep you ticking over until my next post, here's a picture of me and Patrick.. LOL....

Live Long and Prosper.

Dani xxxx

in This Magazine This Month

2009-10-22T20:34:00.003+01:00

I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE RAIN!!!

(Where's My Umbrella?)

Hi guys, today was really emotionally draining and tough. But I looked really hot battling these hardships:

YAY 4 my face!

And in other not Danielle face related news; I'm so humbled and excited to be part of the SuperSuper team they interviewed for the The Russian Magazine Hooligan... I don't remember what I was saying in my interview, I can only imagine it was pretty terrible. LOL. Anyway.

God bless

Keep pushing

xxxx

GOODBYE BRAIDS

2009-10-19T23:50:00.006+01:00

All The People Who Laughed At My Hair, Enjoy It Next Year

(Is the Cleveland Show Funny?)

Hi guys! How are you? My braids are damaging my hair. I gotta let them go. I did a photoshoot to celebrate their life, photographed, styled and modeled by me IN MY BEDROOM... LOL. I put the camera on timer and had a whale of a time:

xxx

I Call Her Godess

2009-10-13T00:25:00.004+01:00

SHE'S JUST INSPIRED ME

(Literally this moment she inspired me...)

Hi guys. As you all know, I'm stimulated by visuals and right now I'm so stimulated I'm practically coming. LOL. Exaggerate much? ANYWAY.

My photographer buddy Sam Bayliss-Ibram (check out his work here) has this beautiful friend Chani and I wanted to share how fucking beautiful she is, cos I love girls who look like aliens, totally different and boy is she Mars Attacks!

Isn't she beautiful! I'll ask her to model for me when I breath life once more into CUT&SWALLOW.

PS. I took these pix from her FaceBook, I cannot credit each of the photographers, just my Sam. Hope no1 gets offended.

God bless

Good night

xxxx

ROSES

2009-10-08T15:14:00.005+01:00

She's My Bad Bitch

(In a class at uni learning about interfacing. Does anyone have gun?)

Hi guys, I'm in class sitting next to my fit bitch, girly mate Liv fantasising about food shopping at Iceland. Mmmmm. And I was also browsing Don't Trip Yet and I saw this picture of my body idol:

She turns me on so much. She makes me never want to eat again. My Amber Rose diet is going amazingly well, I've lost a stone (13/14lbs) errr. Amazing. YAY!

Live long + prosper

xxx

I'm An Alcoholic Emo, But I Work, Bitch

2009-10-08T09:52:00.002+01:00

Just Wanna Show You Some Stuff

(Today is going to be another activity filled day.)

Hi Guys, yesterday was a lot of things... also new boy is dead to me. Dead. So I'm trying to keep really busy so eventually his existence fades from my conciousness... I've been very busy but I still wake up thinking of him... oh kill me. LOL... no, don't, but it feels really rubbish. Why am I telling you this? I need to get it out and people on Twitter must b tired of my ramblings; sharing is caring and all that.

Look at my work! LOL. I wanna show someone, so I'll show you. Working at SUPERSUPER, I get to meet the most amazing people and produce a lot of fun pieces of work.

Filming with Boy Better Know is always an adventure, but they're lovely, lovely young men. I will always make them look good on camera... ALWAYS. xx

JCDC is so lovely and personable. Did I mention that he's an icon? If you don't know, get to know.

OK, God bless.

PS, don't drink and shop.

Live long and prosper. xxx

drunk

2009-10-08T01:08:00.000+01:00

DRUNK

(DRUNK)

DRNK.

DRUNK.

XXXX

Back On The Grind!

2009-10-05T13:25:00.006+01:00

I AM BACK
(On lunch at university. First day of my last year! OWWW!)

Hi guys! I have been really run off my feet of late. With the new flat, a new dude friend and just sorting out my financial situation. After spending £1Million and 3 hours on the phone paying bills I went out and bought my Dr Martens. Oh. How I love theeeeee!

I bought them very unnecessarily for a shoot at the magazine. As soon as it comes out, I'll show you. I'm doing my porn star poses as usual. I love my boots and recommend everyone to get some.

If you follow me on Twitter, you'll know that I had to go to the emergency room because I stepped on broken glass. Errrrr. Sad times.

And in happier times. I made this baby a baby dress for her Christening. All together now "Awwwwwwww!"

OK, so I havent been out much taking pictures so thats all the exciting stuff I have to show you. A little bit blah, yah?

And this was a lil promo I did of Basso&Brooke @ Fashion Week for the mag. You guys can visit SuperSuper online by clicking here and can buy it in WHSmiths and apparently anywhere you find Dazed&Confused.

Also, we're looking for people to join me in taking over the world with the video department at the mag in the next few weeks. If you're interested. E-mail me at danielle@thesupersuper.com.

OK, sorry my news aint all that at the moment, as soon as my life is completely in order I will have pictures and videos for ya!

Lots of love and kissses!
Dani xxxx

WEH YUH DEH? (Translation: Where are you?)

2009-09-15T10:32:00.004+01:00

SOOOOO BUSY!

(Getting the keys for my new flat today!)

Hi Guys, sorry I been absent. I've been busy. Sorting out stuff at SuperSuper for Fashion Week and what it do. I'm not showing this season, or next season. I wont stop making clothes, but last LFW was a fault start and I dont wanna do that again, cos as you know, in a race, 2 fault starts and you're out. So I'm gonna hold back, I don't need to rush and then I'll come out when I'm ready with something insane! DO NOT WORRY. I'll still show you all how to make stuff and run the stall and everything.

So while I'm MIA, here's a picture of me, Hannah and LiKle P at Richard Shoyemi's birthday party. Doesn't Hannah look to die for?

Yes, she does!

Live long and prosper. Lots of love... xxx

MY TWO LOVES MADE LOVE...

2009-09-08T00:57:00.003+01:00

...THIS IS THEIR BABY

(trouble maker. Jesus praiser. Hyprocrite? I doubt it. She's a bitch. I didn't lie.)

Hi again,

I love film, I love stills, this is a film about stills. Hamburger Eyes. Beautiful. Enjoy! I did...

Hamburger Eyes from Nick Fogarty on Vimeo.

Lots of love

Danixxx

Summer Nights Drifted Away

2009-09-08T00:34:00.002+01:00

How I Spent My Summer

(on the skype phone with my roll deeper @hannarnia!)

Hi guys, another quick post. Check out where I work over at SuperSuperTV. Here are another couple of video profiles I've worked on for the mag.

OK guys!

I'm real busy again. But I'll keep you updated. My next mission is to get to the MOBOs. LOL.

Good night.

Live long and prosper!

Dani xxx

I GOT MY EYES ON YOU

2009-09-03T12:17:00.002+01:00

This Is What I Do When I Say I'm At Work
(I'm starting to feel better.)

Hi Guys, very quickly, cos I'm at work. I made this behind the scenes video for Box Fresh, Boy Better Know and SuperSuper of Frisco's Eyes On You Shoot. Watch it and tell me what you think...

Lots of love
Live long and prosper
danDan xxx

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU EYE BALLING?

2009-09-02T07:25:00.005+01:00

Is Your Side Eye Game On Point?

(So happy I've officially wrapped the Box Fresh Project!)

Hi Guys! Just a quickie! My girl Chloe Fiducia, check her blog here, bumped into me in the cue to get into The Reset Party at Cordy House over the weekend, we bust a two step together, I drank her alcohol and begged it with her friends.... LOL. I found these pictures floating around on my FaceBook:

Cute stuff, check out my drunk eyes... Chloe looks flawless as always.

Please look at the girl side eyeing me in the back! LMAO! I actually LOL'ed in my flat cos she is side eyeing me HARD! I love it. Her side eye game is on point. Make sure yours is too. LOL.

Saw this pic in the same album as the other two and I love his tattoo, it says DON'T DIE WONDERING. Beautiful.

That's all.

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, FRIENDS!

God bless, Dani xxx

PS: I strangled a little punk at the party cos that fucker n his crew always mess with me when I'm in East. He'll have nail marks in his neck for weeks. Bastard.

I Live In The Future

2009-08-31T16:28:00.003+01:00

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I Love You Tomorrow!

(Don't do carnival...)

Hello everyone! Hope you've had a fantastic weekend, mine's been OK, not the party weekender to end all, but quite cool, nontheless. The last couple of days I've been in been bed watching Law&Order Special Victims Unit. So good. I really love it. I also watched Cadillac Records and I have to say Beyonce did very well and my new favourite actor is Jeffrey Wright, IMDB him, he's amazing.

Anyhooooo, so you know I'm the Video Director over at SuperSuper Magazine? This summer I've been working on projects with great brands like Reebok and Box Fresh and I've been thinking HARD about my future and what kind of film maker I want to be.

I wanna make beautiful films that mean something to someone somewhere, in the future. Films that uplift and make people burst into smiles or tears. Just beautiful... you know? We have a great lack of that here in Britain. Films that are well produced and represent the truth. That's why I love Channel 4 and Film 4, MTV and sometimes BBC.

When I graduate university, I have to do something that's great. You know? So I'm thinking about tomorrow all the time, cos today isn't enough.

LOL, enough of that. Did I tell you lot that I love Afrikan Boy? Yep! I love him sooo much. He's the leader in the musical revolution that's sweeping London and soon to spread to the whole of Britain and then the world. He was passed the mantel by M.I.A and is adjusting people's earwaves post nu-rave. Why do I love him so much? He's real. He never shies away from the reality of his business, of his life and for an artist to unashamedly acknowledge God in godless times makes me happy.

Hmmmm can't find any of his videos, but here's him chatting. I just LOVE him. The whole team rolled down to a small concert at the V&A Museum on Friday. Rope Chain Spiller Kids, Kershia Bailey, Kay Young and of course Afrikan Boy were performing.

Pat's big fro! My girls on stage, just murdering it.

This is when the whole audience was on stage with Afrikan Boy cos it was raining, and when it rains here, it pours. It was literally just a great moment.

We all had to get off stage, Hannah and I danced in the courtyard for the rest of his performance.

The future will be ruled by those who sewed their seeds well.

Live long and prosper xxxx

It's A HardKnock Life So Boom Bye Bye!

2009-08-27T06:52:00.008+01:00

My Weekend's Gonna Get Knocked About A Bit

(Nervous about my meeting with a PR today... errrr!)

Hi Guys! How you doing? This carnival weekend's gonna be manic! Friday is one of my favourite monthly club nights; HardKnock Wife. You'll find me in the middle of the dance floor with my girlies, cos this is one for music lovers; you hear them tunes you love but aint heard in time or them tunes you've never heard before... This is their special, so I know I'm in for an extra treat! YAY!

Be there or be square.

Then Saturday is Boom Bye Bye 7, I love this night so much cos there are no cameras except the ones you have so you can roll however you want, in a nightie even and no1 aint watching no face, cos everyone is looking for a hard skank and a strong drink. I can't wait!

And finally Sunday is my nearly weekly addiction; Glam Roc @ Ministry of Sound and this is all about watching face. LOL, you gotta have a balance! You gotta be rocking your skyscrapingly ridiculous heels and know how to bust a badman funky house skank in them. Oh, Glam Roc, I do enjoy thee.

And I don't do Notting Hill Carnival, so Monday I will be with my mum. Once you've done Carnival in Jamaica, everything else pales in comparison!

Live long and party hard friends! xxx

It's Been A Long Time , I Shouldn't Have Left You...

2009-08-24T23:10:00.008+01:00

I'M BACK! SORRY GUYS!

(Throat is very soar... )

Hi guys! How are you all? I've been really, really busy! Working at SuperSuper and sorting out CUT&SWALLOW for Spitalfields every Friday! It's been hard work, but it's a lot of fun. I'm gonna just breeze through all the fun things...

First things first. WAH Nails had a party and they were doing people's nails for free. Amazing? I know! So Hannah, Lily and I rolled down there to get our nails done! Yipee!

Can't find a great picture of how my nails turned out, but they were friggging amazing! YAY for me!

***UPDATED***

I found pictures of my nails.

Groovy, no?

Ohhh and my best friend Yasmin found this throw-back pic of me, when I was skinny, we tried to get into BoomBox, but they said no. So we went home taking pictures every step of the way. This was like November 2007, we were fearless in what we wore and what we did. It was great!

You know I'm at the market nearly every Friday this summer. Well, this is what I look like when travelling on my way there with my suitcase. I'm sorry if I've hit you over the head with it on the 133 to Liverpool St. I got Ben to take the picture, I wanted you all to see my CUT&SWALLOW tee... LOL!

This is me at the stall on the same day as the Reebok Party...

Every month I'm down at Goldie Lock's club night HardKnock Wife. I roll alone, but I always buck up inna some of my famlay!

Check out Shamz Le Roc, My Big Brother and I posted up on the wall! LOL. He is soooo miserable...

LOL... sooo miserable!

This was another night at HardKnock with my girls the Rope Chain Spiller Kids and you can just about make out Suzanna's feet!

Boom Bye Bye 7 was heaven with all my beautiful girls.

My best friend came down from Scotland and shook a leg!

Check out the guy in the back of Zahra's photo.

My babies Ruebin and Jayson getting down in the club!

My best friend Yasmin won a scholarship to study International Business and Spanish in the US, so she threw herself (in true Original Bikini Bottom Bad Gal's style) a goodbye picnic. I made myself a necklace out of Dissarano bottle tops and everyone wanted to wear it.

My best friend and her fiance!

I miss her so much! (she just left yesterday)

This was my hippie swagger!

The whole family!

OH guys, I feel like I've been talking-talking about myself for a whole post! LOL! Well, until next time...

Lots of love

Live long and prosper!

xxxx

Where The Hell Have You Been?

2009-08-11T19:08:00.005+01:00

I'm Hustling The Shit Out Of This Thing Called Life!

(At the office playing Funky House with Dan....)

Hi Guys! It's been a while. I've been REALLY busy! Praise God the Reebok project wrapped on Friday, now I'm working on stuff for the magazine! I was at Portobello Market on Sunday with WONDERLONDONSUPERWOMAN and Shamz Le Roc and I will be back on Friday (God willing, I'm feeling a little bit ill...) at Spitalfield's Market with the CUT&SWALLOW. So I'm out and about doing stuff, it's just my iMac is playing silly buggers and its hard to update all the time. I have sooooooo many pix from events to show you; the Reebok Party, The WAH party, BBB6... oh guys, I'm having a great summer! You can also see me Monday to Thursday running up and down Dalston Kingsland Road filming for SuperSuper.

OK, until I sort out my mac, follow me on twitter to find out what I had for breakfast and other utterly important details of my day to day life and check out this pic of me at the Reebok party holding on to my camera in a very suggestive way. LOL.

Photography by Billa

Lots of love, live long and prosper.

Dani xxx

GET YOUR LIMITED EDITION CUT&SWALLOW TEEEEEE!!!

2009-08-05T20:10:00.004+01:00

LIMITED EDITION TEEEEES!

(Ummm, I'm still at this desk, I want my bed...)

Hi again! How you doing? I'm really busy and really EXHAUSTED!!! But, onwards and upwards, hey? OK!

Send me an e-mail over at neeky_d@btinternet.com to get your limited edition tee. This is the only one like this I'm printing.

They're £20 + P&P.

Get at me guys, because when they're gone, they're gone!

Live long, work hard and prosper.

SHAMZ LE ROC + WONDERLONDONSUPERWOMAN @ PORTOBELLO MARKET!

2009-08-05T16:12:00.003+01:00

COME BY AND BUY!!!

(I'm at work waiting for some footage to arrive to finish this Reeeeeebok project.)

Hi guys!!! How you doing? I am so busy at the moment, just want to quickly tell you about how my mate Shamz Le Roc and I are having our market stall down at Portobello Market on Sunday and we wanna see your pretty faces buying our shit at ridiculously low prices. I'm selling stuff from my online boutique and Shamz is selling her shiznic!

Come down, don't frown!

See you on Sunday!

Live long and prosper, bishes!

xxxx

MINISTRY OF SOUND ON A SUNDAY NIGHT!

2009-07-28T06:47:00.005+01:00

Hipster Raves Are Fun, But It's Nice To Come Home!

(Up very early this morning cos I have lots of work to do. I love being busy.)

OK, so my best friend Ben and I have this friend Nadia and she works at Ministry of Sound and they've launched this new night every Sunday called Glam Roc. She had VIP tickets for us, so I was like, yeah, I haven't been clubbing round the way for yonks so why the hell not? And you know? It was one of the best nights I've had in a while! So it's my new religion. LOL! No, but I'm a regular. I love Funky House and that's nearly all they play. I'm really late jumping on this funky house thing, but whatever, I'm here now and I aint going nowhere! America doesn't have Funky House, but search Crazy Cousinz on Spotify!

The week before last I went with my girls Kelly and Jamushka and we had a great time and looked amazing and I wanted to share that with you all!!!

LOL! My big brother RaeQKwon (not his real name) is like the urban (cos black isn't the right term) Billa or Gabriel Green. He's at all round the way raves papping everyone! Everyone knows him, he's like Nokia, connecting people!

Don't you love Kelly's studded bra? She's a hot, hotter than hot desiger. She studies at University of East London (one of the best places to go to learn design technique) and her clothing label Kelly-Jade Nicholls is a lil bit toooo hot. LOL. No, but she's fire! Check her amazing portfolio here!

Jamushka, Kelly and I (behind the camera) chilling out upstairs with our free drinks! YAY! Greatness!

And there was a mini-reunion in the loo with Louise! We used to be in the same drama class in college!

OK, guys, I do live in these wet-look blue leggings from American Apparel! I love them and they were free! But what do I love more? My jacket that Buzzzzzzta bought me for my birthday! Isn't it perfect? I love it soooo much!

So, I'm gonna be at Glam Roc this Sunday again, my favourite Funky House DJs Crazy Cousinz will be there and I've managed to wrangle myself VIP tickets! YAY!

Well, have to get going. Still working hard on this Reebok project for the mag! Arrgggh! The party is on Friday! Should I wear high heels or trainers to the launch party? I don't have any Rebooks. It's rude to roll to a Reebok party in Nikes. Or Pumas. LOL. I'll figure it out.

Live long and prosper guys!

xxx

Gimme Some Charlie!

2009-07-26T23:20:00.005+01:00

James D Kelly Shoots Up Charlie!

(Listening to Michael Jackson's Butterflies featuring Floetry. Beautiful.)

Hey Guys! How you doing? I have had a VERY trying weekend. But God put my best friend Ben in my life to get me through them times when everything isn't as shiney as it should be! So, I'm feeling a lot better.

Anyway. I have my favourite models. Tiffany Fraser and Rose (Don't Know Her Last Name) are two of them. My new favourite model is Charlie Siddick! I met her on this RIDICULOUS shoot, when I actually thought CUT&SWALLOW was going to be featured in GQ Magazine. I put her in a couple of pieces from the A/W collection and she rocked them so well and looked so amazing in just an off the cuff photo that I had to ask her to model for me again.

She was supposed to be in the WONDERLONDONSUPERWOMAN shoot, but when travelling to Brixton became an issue we had to axe that idea. It was through that I found out the beautiful model was only 15! Shit, she aint even sat her GCSEs yet! Well, I tried to book her again for the Spitalfields Promo Photoshoot and she was going Wireless Festival, so that was another bump! I was over pissed. She would have looked amazing in the clothes! Anyhoo, so I'm browsing FB as all busy young designers have time to do and I found these pictures of her!

I don't know who the photographer is, but she looks amazing and I know she'll go very far and she's only 15?!?!!? Nuts!

UPDATED***

The photographer is James D Kelly. Check his Flickr here. Here are some other photos of his that I LOOOOOVE too!

I wanna see him shoot some dark skin black girls. I think his composition of the shot would just look so AMAZING against dark skin. love Love Love this photography.

OK, guys!

xxxx

WHO THE HELL IS PC-WILLIAMS?

2009-07-19T18:32:00.006+01:00

She's Amazing!

(I need to get up from in front of this screen and clean my pig sty!)

Who is PC-Williams?

Pat was the brainchild behind one of my favourite designers first London Fashion Week shows and Miss Williams has since graduated from Central Saint Martins and has already launched her clothing label PC-Williams! A men's wear label, it's really for the manly men who enjoy their masculinity and style. Check out the pix from her new collection!

If I had a man, best believe he will be head to toe in PC-Williams. And know this, as soon as winter hits, I'm snatching myself that first jacket. I don't care if its men's wear. Great stuff!

Head over to her website to see more of the collection and find out more about her and her goings on!

Other than being a masterful men's wear designer and the one behind hours spent on the dancefloor, sweating out my weave at her monthly club night BOOMBYEBYE, Pat is just a good friend. In the industry everyone's really secretive and ready to shakara you at any moment, but Pat is really open and always there with a helping hand (or push) and an encouraging word! GO PAT!

Live long and prosper mofos!

xxx

How To Get Low And Not Spill Your Drink!

2009-07-19T13:31:00.004+01:00

I LOVE CLUB PHOTOGRAPHY!

(The stall opens on Friday selling CUT&SWALLOW! So excited!)

Hi All! I hope you're all good, that you've been better than me! I'm working hard on the stall and this Reebok Project with SuperSuper Magazine, where I work, its all a little bit hectic!

So anyway! I went to my friend Suki + TicTac's birthday last week at The Legion in Hoxton and it was so nice to be back in Hoxton, everyone's so nice and no-one stares at your shaved off hair, cos they've most probably got a plate in their lip and have better things to do with their eyes! LOL. But yeah and my great friend, Buzzzzzta (fellow bad-man designer) tagged me in a beautiful picture of the two of us. I went looking for the set and photographer they belonged to and looking through this photographer's set, I realised how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE club photography! Click here to check out MEGAMEGAMEGA!

I perfectly demonstrate how to keep your drink in your glass while dropping it low! YAY for me!

Other club fav club photographers of mine are Billa Baldwin, click here to check him out and obviously the photographer from the last shoot, Gabriel Green!

OK guys! So go out there and get papped in the most unflattering positions ever!

PS. CUT&SWALLOW bags coming soon!

Live long and prosper!

xxxx

The Team Behind It All

2009-07-15T01:33:00.006+01:00

These People Made It All Possible!

(I'm listening to Brownstone- If You Love Me. Remember when they used to put dark skinned black girls in music videos? Good stuff.)

Hi Guys! Thank you so much for all your positive words and encouragement. I've been so scared of the launch and you guys really help me know that I'm doing the right thing. YAY!

I'd like to say a special thanks to the ladies (I'm not sure which one of you wrote it LOL) over at CoCaine Pretti, Makintosh and my homegirl Tiffany over at From Tiffs... With Love who was originally supposed to star in the campaign, for your immediate reaction to the campaign, and the biggest thank you goes over to my big sister PC Williams over at PC-Williams.com for her great support and encouragement! You've me really happy.

So first I wanna tell you about my amazing photographer Gabriel Green.

I made my decision to work with Gabriel in January on my TERRIBLE show at Stitching The Gap. He was soooooo cool though, told me that every creative makes mistakes, but it's all about how we get up from that. And you know what guys? He was right! And I've now got the best shots ever. I'm really happy. Gabriel is the resident photographer at my favourite club night; Hard Knock Wife and he also works at Vice Magazine.

Visit his flickr by clicking here. (Amazing photography! So blessed to work with him)

I've been working with Ferzana Awan on make-up and Lauren Campbell on hair for nearly a year now and I trust these two with my creative vision. They were also there to hold my hand through some of my worst creative decisions at Stitiching the Gap and also London Fashion Week. I love these two for their talent and loyalty!

Hannah Balogun was the stylist on the shoot. We've been friends for a long time, since Coconut Twin Rave Days. We work at SuperSuper Magazine together and have done videos together. She's worked for everyone from Giles Deacon to the very lovely, soon to take over the world Basso&Brooke!

She's even been in Grazia!

You always need a fantastic team around you. Always.

Live long and prosper, people!

xxx

CUT&SWALLOW @ Spitalfield's Market!

2009-07-13T14:14:00.004+01:00

Finally You Can Buy CUT&SWALLOW @ Spitalfield's Market!

(I'm listening to Meleka Go- Crazy Cousinz Remix on repeat. Funky House is greatness!)

Here it is guys, the summer project I've been working so hard on for you all. I'm gonna start selling CUT&SWALLOW dresses at Spitalfield's Market in Liverpool St from Friday 24th July for every friday until October! So come down and get yourself a dress!

Live long and prosper people!

xxxx

Sneak Peek At The New Summer Project

2009-07-09T18:49:00.003+01:00

Shhhhh... I Haven't Even Shown The Models!

(I've been working hard to update the e-boutique all day! wonderlondonsuperwoman.blogspot.com)

I'm sooooooooooo excited about how amazing the pictures look. I'm not telling you what they're for, but here's a sneak peek at one of the pictures! Don't tell anyone. I'm being so naughty showing you this, it's not even edited. Heeheheehehee...

Whadddya think? I'm working with my photographer the amooooizing Gabriel Green to pick the best shots from the shoot!

Arrrrggghhh! Exciting!

Live long and prosper, ladies and gents! xxxx

Shhhhhh! Don't Tell A Soul...

2009-07-06T07:24:00.003+01:00

Summer Project Coming Soon...

(Michael Jackson...)

Hi guys! So what's new for you? I'm telling you, times are hard for everyone. I'm sitting here thinking what bills to pay, how to pay them and what not. You're not alone! We'll get through, though, right?!?! So forward march!

Greatness, so the first phase of my CUT&SWALLOW summer project is complete. Have a gander:

We stop traffic yall!

Yeah, so I'll tell you and show you more when there's more to show and tell. Yeah? Greatness!

And in news unrelated to the summer project. I would like to give the ultimate side eye to this picture taken of me at Boom Bye Bye 5. LOL.

I've put on so much weight. But at least I'm smiling!

OK, guys! So until we speak again. Stretch them dollars, pounds and naira!

Live long and prosper!

xxxx

My 2009 Girl Crush Goes To...

2009-07-03T22:47:00.003+01:00

Errrr She Makes Me So Happy

(I'm a busy, busy, busy bee.)

Hi guys! How are you? I hope you too have been melting in the sun! It's been beautiful. I love England, but we get so excited by the sun we go outside and die in 30c (86f). Having lived in Zimbabwe and visited Jamaica many times, it's laughable. LOL. I love you England!

Newer readers might not remember the first time I fell in love with Amber Rose all the way back when, but The YBF just helped me confirm how much I looooooove looking at Amber Rose.

This is tooooo pretty. I love her cos she does NOTHING but look good. That's it. That's her job! Go Amber! I couldn't do it. I love to stress myself out with this label! YAY. She makes me happy cos she's so confident in herself. Errr, it's just beautiful to behold. I would love her to wear my clothes.

OK, other than having a huge girl crush on this woman, I'm really busy sorting out this exciting Summer project for you guys. I'll show you some stuff when it's ready.

Until then folks, live long and prosper!

xxx

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

2009-06-28T23:01:00.006+01:00

If You Have Nothing To Say, Shut The Fuck Up!

(I'm listening to funky house... I love it! And it's really hot here for once!)

Hi guys! How are you all? Sorry I aint updated my blog with anything of sense in a while, I've had nothing to tell you, so best be mum. The excitement is coming in dribs and drabs, so here's an update of everything that's happened of late as it comes to me.

Did I show you the summer issue of Eclectic Magazine? The model's wearing CUT&SWALLOW. I don't think I did, cos you can't even see the dress, but there you go. The model is the multi-talented and undoubtedly beautiful Phoenix Martin. The photography is by one of my favourite photographers, the very talented Seye Iizsik. The hair was styled Keiran Brookes. Beautiful!

I was really depressed one day, as you can tell by the colourless attire and my good friend Florie were walking down Oxford St and bumped into this amazing guy! I love him so much. It was the first time I smiled all day. And I gave him the biggest hug. Greatness!

Oh, I forgot about this. Zezi invited Ben and I to the sound clash to wine up our waist for charity.

We got all dolled up and rolled down to Bloomsbury Ballroom. Zezi had all these flashing things, I grabbed as many as made sense, even put one between my tiddies, just cos it was funny!

Ben got too nice! He decided he was gonna fight the girls from Girlcore cos our team, Zezi's Fine Boy Crew lost. LOL.

Everyone got nice and someone got so nice they decided to tag the wall backstage. Too funny.

My big sister, Pat, click here for her blog, and I have been doing research for our respective collections. Running around London looking for inspiration. Fun time.

And finally, I've been working on this summer project for all you guys, sourcing material and the like. It's going to be greatness, it's just taking a loooong time to sort out. Bare with me people.

OK guys, live long and prosper and I'll see you soon. xxx

Star Trek Vs Transformers 2: Who Wins?

2009-06-21T00:47:00.007+01:00

MY NEEKY SIDE EXPOSED!

(It's nearly 1am and I'm going to buy chocolate and Mike&Ikes at the shop after this!)

Hi guys. How are you? There are 32 of you guys now, I hope you guys are as happy as I am. I feel really proud of myself. I got a First in my project this term at university. I worked really hard and it paid off. Yay for me. I'm going into my final year fucking excited about my future. This is so great! Anyhooo, let's talk about what we're here for.

Star Trek Vs Transformers 2.

Now, you need to understand that I am a neek, hence my e-mail address neeky_d@btinternet.com. For all my non-London readers, not to patronise you, but a neek is a geek or a nerd, a boffin or whatever and that's me- 100%. I love Sci-Fi, not so much the Star Wars stuff, but I loooooove Sci-Fi. Gimme space ships, aliens and conspiracies and you got me! (My favourite film is The Fifth Element.)

Star Trek

So imagine my uncontainable joy when on my way to work at SuperSuper near the station there's this huge bill board of the new Star Trek was erected.

It was awe-inspiring to me. Sophia, Lisa and I were there at Streatham Hill Odeon to watch this amazing feat of cinematic genius by J J Abrams.

Star Trek managed to wrap up a complicated story in a neat hour and a half bow. The tension between Chris Pine's Kirk and Zachary Quinto's (Sylar from Heros) Spock is electrifying and drives the movie into your memory as one of the best action films you've seen lately. I will, however, tell you something for nothing though, Zoe Saldana, in my opinion does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in this film especially when you consider the fact they've put her on the billboard, you'd expect her to do something, like pick up a gun, bitch! LOL. Fight someone. Gosh, that's the only thing that grated me. (I'm being petty- she's amazing.) Simon Pegg as Scottie is the fucking sexiest member of the cast to me. GO BRITAIN!!!

Favourite Part of the Film: Sophia and I have come to the conclusion that this is the Susan Boyle moment. It's when Sulu claims that he has advanced combat training, so he, Kirk and one next dude are sent to fight the Romulans. Before they are sent down Kirk asks Sulu what kind of combat training he has and Sulu says Fencing. LOLOLOLOLOL! When he gets down to kick the Romulan's asses, Sulu does a fucking amazing job, with this amazing retracting sword. GREATNESS.

CUT&SWALLOW Verdict: 9.5/10!

Go with your girls, you don't even need to be a neek to understand this. It's a great film.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

I LOVE Transformers. At the office, at my desk, there is an original deciptacon Transformer toy on the mac I work on! I found it in the office, SuperSuper is crazy like that, there are the most amazing things just floating around and claimed it. I get pissy when its been moved.

This is me at work with my Transformer friend on my head. LOL.

LOL. But yeah. When I was in Zimbabwe, my grandpa would wake me up on Sunday mornings to watch Transformers and Batman before church! OK? I love Transformers.

Michael Bay did an 85% job on the first Transformers film. It wasn't perfect and I know the die-hard fans were pissy at him because of all this little inconsequential bullshit like; Optimus Prime was a flat nose truck in the cartoon and is a long nose one in the film. Whatever. It was a good film and was a huge inspiration for the dresses in my last collection; I watch films on repeat when I'm sewing.

Transformers 2 just about gets 50% and that's me being generous. Shia Labeouf and John Turturro really work hard and save the film. The writing really lets this film down. Michael Bay really flopped, the film is just way too long, with too many characters, too many fights, too much story, not enough sense. Like for instance, there is a general, who is killed in the very opening scene of the first Transformers film. His airforce base is destroyed. And he is the general in this new film. I'm like what the bloody fucking nonsense? It pissed me off for the whole film.

And you know what else pissed me off? Megan Fox's character was just used as a vehicle for sex the entire movie. I dont understand, if you know there's an alien race of robots and you and your boyfriend have to fight them, why put on a a low cut top so your titties flip flop around? If it was me, I'd put on two bras or a sports bra and a t-shirt, jeans and a pair of converse or some next heavy duty walking trainers. Oh no, not Miss Fox. She's at work in a garage in batty riders? They made her look ridiculously slutty. I know she's not, but wow, they don't want no one else to know.

Favourite part of this film: The end.

CUT&SWALLOW Verdict: 5.5/10

Shit movie, wait for the DVD. Or go to the cinema really high. I wont lie, there are some very decent parts, but they're let down by stupid characters like Sam's room mate.

STAR TREK WINS!!!

If you actually read all of that, I'll put up a tutorial of whatever you wanna learn to make.

Live long and prosper, lovers.

xxx

How To Make A Halter-Neck Maxi Dress

2009-06-15T19:58:00.010+01:00

A WEEK LATE AND A £ SHORT, BUT I'M HERE!

(Listening to Joss Stone The Soul Sessions. Very of the time.)

Hi Guys! There's 29 of you now! YAY! Good times. I don't know if you guys follow me on Twitter

but I've been feel poorly today and it's raining now, so I've made a conscious decision to sit the fuck down and write this blog for all you good folk.

Now remember, this isn't the right way to do it, but it works for me.

OK

What You Need

2 metres of stretch lycra or jersey material
thread
shears or just really sharp scissors
measuring tape
sewing machine

Measure under your bust.

Then measure from under your bust to your ankles.

Measure around your neck to under your bust.

Now to cut your material. First; measure out and cut a piece which is the length that you measured from under your bust to your ankles and the width around under your bust (add two inches to that to give you a little stretch for when you walk, or else you'll be walking like a geisha.) This is piece A.

Now, measure and cut a piece which is ten inches wide and the length of under your bust. Hope you're following. LOL. This is piece B.

Now, measure and cut a piece of material that is 15 inches wide and the length from under your bust and around your neck. This is piece C.

Now, if you lay your material out, it should look like this.

Now, fold piece B in half along the width and sew it together along the length.

When you turn it inside out the seam should look neat and pretty like this.

Now turn your attention to piece B. You must again fold it in half along the width of the material, cos you want to sew along the length of the material, this time with a zig-zag stitch to give it some stretch.

Now fold the material in half and meet up the two shorter ends.

Now match up the ends of the material

Pin them together, so it's straight.

You're gonna put a staight stitch down the material.

When you turn it inside out, it should have a nice, clean seam like this.

Now, you want to sew piece A and B together. Lay the clean seams on top of one another, if you do it any other way, when the inside will end up on the outside, it's happened to me many times!

Remember I told you to cut it 2 inches wider for piece A? Well, here you can gather the material, as you sew it to piece B, I chose to put 2 pleats in the material. I think you should gather it, cos the pleasts look silly. Don't know how to do pleats? Click here to watch a video I made a while ago. Make the pleats enough so that the remainder of the material left is equal to that of piece B. If that's really confusing, e-mail me.

When you've pinned both piece A and B together, it will have been pinned in a circle.

Now sew! Sew piece A and B together!

When you turn this the right way round it should look like a high waisted skirt, you could wear it like that if you wanted to. Sorry about the shit picture.

Now you want to attach piece C to the skirt part. Once again, sorry about the poor picture. What you want to do is gather the material at the short edge of the material and pin it to the inside seam of the skirt where you've sewed piece A and piece B together. Sew piece C to the seam and there you go. Your halter dress.

Enjoy guys! If there is anything you don't understand. E-mail me and I'll explain. Sorry I took so long. Make some of the dresses and sell them. It' fun!

Send me your pictures of your dresses!

Live long and prosper. xxx

SUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERSUPER....

2009-06-07T14:43:00.003+01:00

Super Shakara!

(Walk like a champion, talk like a champion!)

Hi everyone! I know I said I'd put the tutorial on how to make the dress last night, but I came home, got good and slept like a baby and when I woke up it was like 3am, everything was out of wack, but I will do it soon and very soon, but have a gander at this! So, I work at SuperSuper editing video, cos thats what I study at uni and they've been pimping me out of late, but I don't mind, I love it actually, tit 4 tat, hey?

Issue 17 looking h'absolutely fantastically great...

Look, my nails blown up big, draped in lots of monies worth of jewellery. Greatness!

Then finally my interview with Speech Debelle, one of my favourite rappers ever. It's just good times, no?

Go cop your copy... LMAO!

Live long and prosper.

God bless

danDanxxx

Jack of All Trades, Master of the Decks

2009-06-06T03:20:00.004+01:00

I'M A DJ!

(I have a day rammed full of filming tomorrow.)

Hello everyone! How are you? I hope this beautiful weather has caught you in good spirits! There are 28 of you now! I love seeing the family growing. YAY!

Well guys, my big brother Kevin Morosky of The White Kids asked me to DJ at TIN and like, errrr of course. I can't DJ, I'm not gonna pretend, but I can put on a few CDs and scratch a bit; totally not a problem. If you're gonna be in London come down. The Flyer isn't big, but here are the details:

Friday June 26th

8pm-1am

Free Entry

The Haggerston Pub
438 Kingsland Rd Dalston

E8 4AA

I'm gonna be spinning some Diana King, Eek-A-Mouse, Cham, taking you back to Jamaica. The bring you back to London with a lil bit grime, some funky and then I dont know, I'll drag everyone there through the world of sound! YAY!!!

And tomorrow I'm gonna put up a blog on how to make this dress. It's summer and everyone wants a nice summer maxi dress. Easy to make. And cost effective, what more do you want? SEWING MACHINES at the ready!

OK, so live long and prosper my friends! xxxx