Miss Flavour 2008

Nasharie Leaford Needs To Be Miss Flavour 2008

(London swelled with the heat and burst into tears; hot rain, like a girl mourning a broken heart.)

My best friend (I told you I had more than one), Nasharie Leaford, an actress and model from Wembley in London has entered the Flavour Magazine  competition to become Miss Flavour 2008. She is proper talented; don't tell anyone, but I've just cast her in my short film The Perfect War.

I remember when this girl and I were running around Richmond College looking hot to trot, not giving a dam what anyone said about us. We met in English class, we were supposed to be studying Shakespeare and Frankenstien, but I was sleeping and she was actually awake and paying attention. It's only God why I left that place with such good grades.

This is us at our Goodbye Photo Shoot at the end of our servitude at that blasted college:

So sexy!

This is Miss Leaford now. A ravishing beauty. 

Washing a car never looked so good.

Her face is proper symmetrical, innit?

In my WONDERLONDONSUPERWOMAN campaign.

So sexy!

Well vote for her by texting Nasharie Leaford to 84205. She needs to win. It's bait.

:D

Scotland, Here I Come

Santogold, N.E.R.D and My Best Friend Yvonne

(I need to tidy up this shit pit.)

I've got more than one best friend. People who look after me, who I look after when times get hard. We have a bubble, have a giggle, have some to drink, whatever. But Yvonne? Vonny? She's the first person whoever stuck up for me when someone was blatantly taking the piss, even when it would make her unpopular. When I've done something very stupid she will tell me straight that she's very disappointed in me or whatever.

Urrrggh. Yvonne and I in 2004.

She's the best!

I just love this girl, the only thing I don't love is that she lives in Scotland! Arrggghhh Scotland! Look, I'm a londoner through and through, I don't believe that there is anything to the UK, outside London, but my best friend lives in Scotland, total boooo! She's been asking me for years since she moved up there to come up and see her, but I've never had the money or the time or been able to get the time off work.  But the time has come!

So sexy!

My favourite new artist Santogold is going to Scotland! (Don't get excited, I know she's not new, you know what I mean!) And the tickets are dead cheap. Oh and N.E.R.D are gonna be there too... arrrrghhh. Yvonne's invited me, so I'm going... jumping on the coach... and making the 8 hour coach journey up there. I'm sorry, 8 fucking hours? It takes 8 hours to get to New York!

So sexy!

I'm now gonna go learn all the words to the albums, cos I'm going! Oh yeah... All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D