I Must Get In Shape Again
(I am maaaad tired, but I'm a soldier, I must go on!)
OK, so 2 years ago, this was me...
Coming home from YoYos with my besssssie mate, Yasmin.
And now I look like this:
Oh gosh, I've ballooned, maybe you can't see it, but it's there, rolls and lumps... being a designer is cool, but when you're craven like me, it's hard man to maintain that figure; sitting at the sewing machine near the fridge in the early hours of the morning...
So, I've ordered Tocarra's Fabulous Work Out DVD for $19.99 which works out at £14.something. I wanted to do Mel B's one, but fuck, I'm more Tocarra's size, you know? Wish me luck guys, I want to look like one of these girls, but with more clothes on and a little more shame: